Fallout Fedora held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, May 26, 2008 to Wednesday, May 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing Shredlock to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Hat Racker.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Peter Dalkner.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Explodes Busboys. You don't want to be anywhere near this kid if he falls below 50 mph.