Fumble Bee

Fumble Bee

Clumsy enough to bumble through ANY safety precaution.

She's clumsier than a drunken, blind bull on roller skates in a crystal vase shop encased by a house made of playing cards. Now THAT'S clumsy!

Fumble Bee held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 21, 2008 to Wednesday, April 23, 2008, heartily vanquishing Safe T. Reg to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Pollen Count.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The eyes! The mouth! Brilliant.

    jon Hansson | [ a ]
  2. should most def be a she, yor be. Heavy lack of non-male super-heroes here anyways. - Nevertheless. Keep on.

    plastikstuhl | [ a ]
  3. Poor Fumble Bee, she's been in so many accidents her legs had to be surgically relocated. They even had to add a prosthetic pair!

    BASHO!!!

    Mike Fox | [ a ]
  4. This one even has her own theme song: Blight of the Fumble Bee.

    Drew Neil | [ a ]
  5. Whomever he was bringing the drink to will sure bee disappointed.

    I can't decide if I like "WHUPS!" or "BASHO!" better.

    Whups. Definitely whups.

    burt | [ a ]
  6. Awesome Sutter - fantastic idea fantastically executed!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  7. Darn, what a shame. I had a fiver riding on the next hero being an Ayn Rand reference.

    DeliciousLoam | [ a ]
  8. I bet ya the next hero gets accidentally stung!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  9. I almost enjoy the exceptional buildup in the additional notes than the Fumble Bee himself.

    Har har, he looks like a cresent roll to me.

    IGPDavid | [ a ]
  10. I totally want a fumble bee in stuffed animal form.

    M.M. | [ a ]
  11. Only to be defeated by...
    THE WET BLANKET
    He can kill any buzz.

    grg | [ a ]
  12. I simply love it

    r00l0rd | [ a ]

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