Safe T. Reg held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 21, 2008 to Monday, April 21, 2008, heartily vanquishing Carb Cutter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fumble Bee.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Mark Bixby.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Hurls debris at his enemies while perched atop his Ladder of Doom. I'm not even sure a normal super hero could climb that ladder, much less one with sweaty hands...