The Pro Swimmer

The Pro Swimmer

Completely devoid of hair... and FEAR!

Nothing for Carl to do with his razor but slit his own throat.

The Pro Swimmer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Saturday, October 20, 2007 to Sunday, October 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hot-shave Carl to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Chlorinatrix.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. This is by far my favorite part of the thread. If the Pro-Swimmer was a T-shirt, you would have gold!

    Sarah | [ a ]

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