The Charismatic Recruiter

The Charismatic Recruiter

He used to be just like you...

A little face time at boot camp should polish Doug right up.

The Charismatic Recruiter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 05, 2007 to Monday, November 05, 2007, heartily vanquishing Doug, The Slacker Next Door to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Blind Neddie.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Yikes! I still have nightmares about the Army recruiter who stalked me in 1984. Thanks for bringing back the pain, Kev. sniff :-(

    John Nick | [ a ]

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