Blind Neddie

Blind Neddie

He is worthless to the armed forces.

Frustrating recruiters everywhere.

Blind Neddie held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 05, 2007 to Tuesday, November 06, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Charismatic Recruiter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Obstacle Force.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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The Boot Brute

The Boot Brute

No obstacle is unkickable to The Boot Brute His boot is made for kicking and when he can afford the other boot he will be unstoppable.