The Iron Cabinet
Filing away your documents... forever!
While you're in there, file your dignity under destroyed!
The Iron Cabinet held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 31, 2007 to Thursday, November 01, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Magma Carta to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Phillip LePhipp.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Hercules "Hurk" Thrillcox, Stuntmaniac
Breaks finely-crafted goods. No craftsmen should be forced to watch their life's work destroyed by Hurk. Luckily, Carpenter Ant was eaten by doves startled off the chandelier that fell when the motorcycle crashed through the stained-glass window wreathed in flames.