The Magma Carta

The Magma Carta

Limits the rights of the Monarchy, while instantly vaporizing plastic.

Creates AND lights its own Parliaments.

The Magma Carta held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 31, 2007 to Wednesday, October 31, 2007, heartily vanquishing Queen Zip of the Loch to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Iron Cabinet.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. This couldn't be more perfect. Defeating the physical form as well as the means of government? Game over.

    Mark | [ a ]

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