Albert McAcne

Albert McAcne

Putting blemishes all over that pretty face of yours.

Your confidence is shattered with Albert all over your face and buttocks.

Albert McAcne held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 17, 2007 to Thursday, October 18, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Old Schoolmate to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Ben Soilperocks-Hyde.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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Austin Auction

Austin Auction

Can say anything 10 times fast. He'll defeat the Tongue Twisters faster than a longhorn sells at an... Austin auction. Hey! I get that now!