The Iron Cabinet

The Iron Cabinet

Filing away your documents... forever!

While you're in there, file your dignity under destroyed!

The Iron Cabinet held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 31, 2007 to Thursday, November 01, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Magma Carta to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Phillip LePhipp.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

A Random Hero!

Decicorn

Decicorn

Ten times the hooves. Ten times the trampling. Finally all those horseshoes can be put to good use.