The Iron Cabinet

The Iron Cabinet

Filing away your documents... forever!

While you're in there, file your dignity under destroyed!

The Iron Cabinet held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 31, 2007 to Thursday, November 01, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Magma Carta to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Phillip LePhipp.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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Salamandra

Salamandra

Quickly regenerates lost limbs Cut a pile of her arms off and she'll still beat you hand over fist.