Queen Zip of the Loch

Queen Zip of the Loch

Heavily taxing plastic sandwich bags.

Seal in the freshness of an oppressive monarchy centered around the divine principals of portable lunch bags.

Queen Zip of the Loch held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 30, 2007 to Wednesday, October 31, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Von Brownbag Children to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Magma Carta.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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