Alco-Hal

Alco-Hal

Draining the World's hairspray supply because he can't afford real alcohol.

By law, he's not allowed to buy alcohol but that doesn't include products that happen to contain it.

Alco-Hal held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 25, 2007 to Friday, October 26, 2007, heartily vanquishing Betty Luke to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Detoxitron.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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