Albinis
Albinis the eyeless, albino tortoise
No eyes to burn, no pigment to bleach and a hard shell for whonking his foes.
Albinis held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, October 22, 2007 to Tuesday, October 23, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Chlorinatrix to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of 6 Year-Old Girl.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Jealous Jockey
Destroys all rivals to his preeminent role on the lawn. This is probably why we're observing smaller and smaller flocks of plastic flamingos as well.