The Chlorinatrix

The Chlorinatrix

Through deep concentration he instills a blinding fear.

The Pro Swimmer will have no choice but to yield to his whitening burn.

The Chlorinatrix held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, October 21, 2007 to Monday, October 22, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Pro Swimmer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Albinis.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Pete Dalkner.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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The Creationist

The Creationist

Evidence Schmevidence. What did Dinosaurs evolve from? Oh... right... they just appeared... and then evolved into dead.