The Ring Leader

The Ring Leader

So underpays clowns that they become incapable of joy.

C'mon... No clown decides to be sad on purpose.

The Ring Leader held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 19, 2007 to Friday, October 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hyuky Laffenjoke to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hot-shave Carl.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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The Toothed  Wormhole

The Toothed Wormhole

What goes in... doesn't come out. When time itself swallows you, nobody hears you scream! ...that or everyone hears you scream.