The Ring Leader

The Ring Leader

So underpays clowns that they become incapable of joy.

C'mon... No clown decides to be sad on purpose.

The Ring Leader held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 19, 2007 to Friday, October 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hyuky Laffenjoke to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hot-shave Carl.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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Hercules

Hercules "Hurk" Thrillcox, Stuntmaniac

Breaks finely-crafted goods. No craftsmen should be forced to watch their life's work destroyed by Hurk. Luckily, Carpenter Ant was eaten by doves startled off the chandelier that fell when the motorcycle crashed through the stained-glass window wreathed in flames.