The Ring Leader

The Ring Leader

So underpays clowns that they become incapable of joy.

C'mon... No clown decides to be sad on purpose.

The Ring Leader held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 19, 2007 to Friday, October 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hyuky Laffenjoke to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hot-shave Carl.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

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The Bully Brothers

The Bully Brothers

Crashing parties, smashing dorks. Stop hitting yourself. Why do you like to hit yourself so much? Doesn't that hurt? If it hurts so much why don't you stop already? Aw, look at the big crying baby. Stop hitting yourself baby.