The Aftermath

The battle is over, but there’s still scars to show and stories to tell…

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Installment Eight

Sultry Sex Squad

Superheroes are known for their weapons. Heat rays. Cold rays. Lukewarm rays. Punching really hard. But one of the most potent — and most overlooked — weapons wielded by a hero is pure, unadulterated sexiness. Indeed, The Superest had its fair share of supers and and scoundrels whose stock and trade was Super Eroticism.… Read more

A Random Hero!

The Shampooer

The Shampooer

Excretes the highest quality shampoo. He can also provide hand soap if he eats a lot of beans.

Relive the Epic Battle

Which raged from 2006 to 2010 and included 400 heroes! Well... actually.. to be exact, it was 398. No, YOU go to hell!

Purchase Mementos

Like a shirt or something. You’ll make powerful friends, and then influence them. Especially if they're impressed by crap.

The Superest Book
Sutter’s Bacon
Vanquished Hero