Sorrow Drowner

Sorrow Drowner

Impervious to gloomy predictions.

3 weeks to live? That's 504 happy hours, broseph! W00t!

Sorrow Drowner held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, March 14, 2010 to Thursday, March 18, 2010, heartily vanquishing Doctor Doom to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Last Call.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. not sure what "broseph" is, but hey, I like the design. nice one, finally, a REALISTIC hero!

    James | [ a ]

  2. Turns out he's dying of liver failure.

    Tombot | [ a ]

  3. He's not just any hero, he's also your father.

    weaponx | [ a ]

  4. He'll catch up on his sleep after he dies.

    DanOhh | [ a ]

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