The Straightener

The Straightener

Straightens all things crooked

When he writes he straightens all his S's. Ever been to Millillippi?

The Straightener held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 01, 2010 to Thursday, February 04, 2010, heartily vanquishing Stage Hook to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Gordian Nazi.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Millillipi, that's so funny!You made my day!

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]
  2. He totally wouldn't stand ten minutes at SF's gay pride. :)

    trish | [ a ]
  3. It should have said at the side: (except politicians).

    Tombot | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

The Superest Book

The Superest Book

We interrupt this battle to announce that The Superest book is now available for pre-order online, and in stores December 29th. Just in time for Christmas 2010! The book contains all-new heroes in an all-new battle. You've never seen any of it! Available for pre-order at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Borders. And probably more, but those are the ones we were told about.