The Straightener

The Straightener

Straightens all things crooked

When he writes he straightens all his S's. Ever been to Millillippi?

The Straightener held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 01, 2010 to Thursday, February 04, 2010, heartily vanquishing Stage Hook to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Gordian Nazi.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Millillipi, that's so funny!You made my day!

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]
  2. He totally wouldn't stand ten minutes at SF's gay pride. :)

    trish | [ a ]
  3. It should have said at the side: (except politicians).

    Tombot | [ a ]

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The Singing Swan

The Singing Swan

Delays the inevitable with his amazing voice. It is not only indecent, but actually illegal to end a party while a swan is singing. Doubly so if the swan sounds just like Burt Bacharach.