Gravitiki held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 19, 2009 to Monday, November 23, 2009, heartily vanquishing Spring Break Monster to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Friction Affliction.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Induces nausea with nausea. Swallowed swords are much more dangerous when they're coming back up. All at once. Yeeeeeowza.