COaxe Slinger

COaxe Slinger

Blows out speakers with rock!

His hit song "Turn you on and plug it in" is steadily climbing the charts in the UK.

COaxe Slinger held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 09, 2009 to Thursday, November 12, 2009, heartily vanquishing Motivational Speaker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sophomore Album.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Sutter- you are really kicking it up a notch with the past handful of illustrations. impressive!

    niff | [ a ]
  2. Ah, nothing to fight new age like some proper rock'n'roll....

    aron  | [ a ]
  3. Motivational Speaker didn't like it when he was turned up to 11.

    nightfly | [ a ]

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