Combustecles held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 14, 2009 to Wednesday, July 15, 2009, heartily vanquishing Antique King to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Sigmas.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Your health is at risk! They'll need several search parties to find all of Pretzeled Pete. And maybe a container of melted cheese.