Snuffer

Snuffer

Snuffs with vigor.

See? Not all barbecues are ruined by food poisoning. I think you all owe me an apology.

Snuffer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 07, 2009 to Wednesday, July 08, 2009, heartily vanquishing Grill Mark to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Antique King.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I'm very sorry I doubted you.

    Isaac | [ a ]
  2. It's okay. Oh - do you want your tupperware back? We finished your potato salad.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Please tell me you thought of Altman's Popeye as you wrote the caption.

    punkassjim | [ a ]
  4. Is the BBQ ruined because the grill is snuffed or is it the fact that there is now a bald strong man with a handle-bar mustache sporting a pair of speedos running around?

    Belegurth | [ a ]
  5. Belegurth - The latter. Most definately the latter.

    Mabande | [ a ]

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