Austin Auction

Austin Auction

Can say anything 10 times fast.

He'll defeat the Tongue Twisters faster than a longhorn sells at an... Austin auction. Hey! I get that now!

Austin Auction held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, September 25, 2008 to Thursday, September 25, 2008, heartily vanquishing Tongue Twisters to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stingy Sturgeon.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I used to love this guy's Micro Machines commercials.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  2. What's so tongue-twisty about the word "anything?"

    Just kidding.

    burt | [ a ]

  3. Hahah, good rebuttal Mr. Cornell.

    sutter | [ a ]

  4. Nice! Well played!

    netdruid | [ a ]

  5. SOLD!

    mm | [ a ]

  6. Totally pwn3d!

    He's got those Tongue Twisters absolutely licked!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

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