The Asteroid

The Asteroid

Detour or not... he's gonna HIT!

Dinosaurs just can't seem to catch a break.

The Asteroid held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, October 29, 2007 to Monday, October 29, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Detour Raptor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Mr. Jellyhead.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. This is by far the Superest ever. A nemesis to any dinasaur ;)

    Poncho | [ a ]

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