Mr. McCandz held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, August 12, 2008 to Thursday, August 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Thumb Gremlin to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fallen Archer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Your health is at risk! They'll need several search parties to find all of Pretzeled Pete. And maybe a container of melted cheese.