Mr. McCandz

Mr. McCandz

Fights with his feet not with his hands

When it comes to having you beat, he starts out on the right feet.

Mr. McCandz held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, August 12, 2008 to Thursday, August 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Thumb Gremlin to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fallen Archer.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. this is beautiful.

    k.t. strasse | [ a ]
  2. I love the foot tattoo on his arm.

    el pie-o | [ a ]
  3. Heheh - Awesome reply and awesome style, sutter :)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  4. To certain videogamers, his is a familiar superpower!

    L | [ a ]
  5. He must buy a lot of hats.

    burt | [ a ]
  6. Great conquest, Sutter! I love the style.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  7. L: I think long before there was pokemon there was another certain fighter that would use break dance to fight: Eddie

    greenwave | [ a ]
  8. What kind of a madman breakdances without laying down a big piece of cardboard first? And no parachute pants for increased stability during radical revolutions?
    I think the OSHA safety hero needs to come back to shut him down.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  9. I think that he may be a cousin of my old frind Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

    pdobry | [ a ]
  10. Heheh... I was JUST thinking that, Mr. D...

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  11. The type is so coherent with the illustration... I just can't take it anymore... what's the secret?

    Jacob | [ a ]
  12. oh wow! didn't see this coming...

    i thought the last hero would have been beaten by the opposable thumb evolution theory kind of thingymajjig...

    too obvious? aaahhhhh...

    manicmanc | [ a ]
  13. Nice illustration style. And face.

    Daniel Anan | [ a ]
  14. He spins like a buttered top, he kicks like a mule?

    sammy | [ a ]

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