Mr. McCandz held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, August 12, 2008 to Thursday, August 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Thumb Gremlin to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fallen Archer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Distracting Grannies from their everyday duties. Minutes will turn to hours and hours into days. Before you know it, Fairy Grandmother will forget to even feed herself.