Lung Lad

Lung Lad

Look! Who's that inhaling harmful winds?

The city can finally breathe easier.

Lung Lad held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, July 20, 2008 to Tuesday, July 22, 2008, heartily vanquishing Spin Doctor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Aunt Olympia.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. He cant hold it in forever, can he? What happens when he exhales? Does he also defeat heroes with his bad breath? And what if, by some mistake, it all comes out the other end?

    SAMMY | [ a ]

  2. el pie-o, you are not completely correct. a large proportion of the air we breathe is simply expelled straight back out, as our longs do not work at 100% efficiency.

    furthermore, it is not the air that is absorbed, but a percentage of the oxygen component of the air, sometimes along with a number of ther gases (i.e. not the whole air gaseous mixture itself).

    Here endeth your lecture.

    p.s. great hero drawn here! perhaps defeated by The Incredible Fly, the easily breathed-in pest that disrupts breathing comfort to a degree not proportionate to its size.

    scientist | [ a ]

  3. Wow, a flame war on thesuperest! What post will defeat the previous one?

    mm | [ a ]

  4. This post:

    Stop it.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. If he keeps sucking up all the wind, what's going to make his cape flutter??

    burt | [ a ]

  6. I had no idea lungs could be so inflammatory.

    sutter | [ a ]

  7. Is he tucking his gut into his underpants?

    RobotKeaton | [ a ]

  8. I think Sammy's musing are relevant (and funny). Perhaps Lung Lad can compress the gases he inhales, storing them for later use as a breath-weapon... Why yes, I *do* play D&D - why do you ask? ;-)

    Bexley | [ a ]

  9. Pardon me - "musings."

    Bexley | [ a ]

  10. For shame ElPieO, for saying negative things about Metroid, a game full of wonderful raptor-like creatures. Yay Lung Lad!

    RaptorFan | [ a ]

  11. This is really awesome. Love the style, love the logo, love the double dutch.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  12. There was a character in "Big Trouble in Little China" that had this power, until he freaked out and sucked air until he exploded. I think he was supposed to be a thunder god. But if you base your scientific theories off of awesome 80s action movies, as I do, then you will know that you can't fart out the inhaled winds.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  13. Shame on you Metalord, I thought you were more of a rebel then that. Also shame on the moderators for deleting the flame war, this site is about owning each other, why is there no participation for us? Plus if this is an American site, America has the second Amendment, freedom of speech.

    Also it was no computer glich, he noticed a spelling error and tried to change it at the last second changing "bock" to "block" and posted again.

    el pie-o | [ a ]

  14. I warned you to stop. You didn't. There's a fine line between participation and jack-assery. You crossed it.

    Kevin | [ a ]

  15. This Lungy guy looks an AWFUL lot like Mr. Sutter.

    this would explain why I think this is the sexiest super hero of them all?
    :)

    niff | [ a ]

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