Governor Mercy

Governor Mercy

Grants pardons aplenty!

His campaign slogan was "Do what you want — I'm cool with it."

Governor Mercy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, July 16, 2008 to Wednesday, July 16, 2008, heartily vanquishing Extreme Measures to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of P.R. Scandal.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Very cool slogan! I realy like it! An other favorit!

    Jay | [ a ]

  2. I wouldn't expect Walt Disney to be so lenient.

    Rob Weychert | [ a ]

  3. Haha, in which state do they still behead criminals?

    Probably the one with the lowest crime rate...

    burt | [ a ]

  4. Hahaha. That totally is Walt Disney.

    sutter | [ a ]

  5. Wow... it really does look like him. That must have been subconscious, because it sure wasn't intentional...

    You know...thinking it over... as Governor his state park system would have been top-notch — guaranteed!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  6. I'm pretty sure Walt Disney was pro-death penalty. Remember that episode where Donald Duck was sentenced to death for murdering Daisy, and a hooded Goofy flipped the switch at midnight? Ahh, childhood.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  7. He has a real politician's smile!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

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