Cassanova Cobra

Cassanova Cobra

Deadly charming

Biting his way into your heart.

Cassanova Cobra held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 30, 2007 to Sunday, December 02, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Sexy Zookeeper to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Spoiled Heiress.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Poor sexy zoo keeper...

    This place is supposely for ''fighting evil''... I guess I can fight Sutter! =)

    Theplayer131 | [ a ]

  2. Will be surely beat by God-man, the resurecter!

    And THAT should end the war! (though that's not what I want!) =)

    Maybe the non-crhistianist could re-open it!

    Theplayer131 | [ a ]

  3. Cobra superpowers - cigarette smoking, highball drinking, and constriction!

    Paul | [ a ]

  4. Sutter, this is honestly perfect. Awesome drawing, awesome tagline! Top 5.

    iancorey | [ a ]

  5. Is that "champale"?

    You'd think... if the zoo keeper was at wit's end, she'd be doing something more important that reaching for his drink.

    She's got issues...

    Jeff Lee | [ a ]

  6. Sutter, Burt Reynolds just called -- he wants his eyebrows back.

    St. Chris | [ a ]

  7. I echo Ian. Hi Ian.

    TheJones | [ a ]

  8. This is awesome. You guys are on a roll, these just get better and better.

    Tyler | [ a ]

  9. I wonder what the snake did with that tazer? Looks like she's not such a good multi-tasking zoo keeper after all. Does the snake stay at the Continental?

    Jennifer J | [ a ]

  10. QUITE awesome, Sutter!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  11. This is definitely one of my favorites. So, so awesome!
    I really want to see now a picture in the "little prince" spirit, you know, with the snake that eat an elephant. I wanna see how the cobra will look like after swallow her...lol

    redgirl | [ a ]

  12. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Houdini anyone? :P

    stex | [ a ]

  13. Captain Eggsplode! : Those eggs he fed him smelt like sulfer..but they weren't rotten. They were the bomb!

    m4djest3r | [ a ]

  14. To be defeated by The Snake Charming Eunuch: Immune to all charms and can charm any snake.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  15. Or: BRED IN CAPTIVITY!!! Ehhh... maybe not...

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]

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