A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.
Avaricious Oinksly held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, June 04, 2008 to Wednesday, June 04, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Copper Coppers to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Mr. Carvers Biology Class.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The same quality heroing at one-third the cost! The Seamstress just couldn't compete. Ninety-nine percent of all hero start-ups fail in their first week. Ninety-nine!