Antler Enchanter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 29, 2008 to Thursday, May 29, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Hat Racker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Opus Rumpus the one man band.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Distracting Grannies from their everyday duties. Minutes will turn to hours and hours into days. Before you know it, Fairy Grandmother will forget to even feed herself.