Arnie Carney

Arnie Carney

Uses any rings he can find for his games.

Holy Holer's halo should be perfect for jilting people out of their money two dollars at a time.

Arnie Carney held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, May 07, 2008 to Thursday, May 08, 2008, heartily vanquishing Holy Holer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Killer Fluffy Bunny Prize.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. First post?! ...Delectable...

    figgalicous | [ a ]
  2. The only prize he hands out is pain.

    Plaid Phantom | [ a ]
  3. ...and everyone is a winner.

    EToaster | [ a ]
  4. Arnie's getup is incredibly awesome. A great reminder to go people-watch the state fair this year.

    Jon | [ a ]
  5. At first I thought "Hah! That monk's hand-drill won't be all that flash when ten plastic rings are tossed onto it!" ..But no, the real explanation is even more whimsical.

    L | [ a ]
  6. AAAHHH, I laughed so much at this! Absolutely brilliant! - and then I have nothing intelligent to say!

    opspraak | [ a ]
  7. To be defeated by "Lucky," who points out that the two dice on either side of the head of a guitar looks ... well, like Prince Albert erotically fighting a snake. And the snake likes it. Tssss!

    Mike Fox | [ a ]
  8. I think the Reality Makeover Squad is going to be making another appearance really soon!

    burt | [ a ]
  9. Nice one! I don't know what would defeat Arnie, but it looks like some soap & water might help.
    Man, I love this web site.

    Bexley | [ a ]
  10. Man, this guy looks super-familiar.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  11. The band-aids are a nice touch :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  12. All I know about carnies is what I read in one of those Sweet Valley...University? (I don't think the Wakefield girls were hooking it up with carnies in high school) books. So I thought they were hot and soulful. And I definitely don't remember short shorts. This guy actually looks like a hot tranny redneck mess to me...is that what carnies look like in real life?

    solaana | [ a ]
  13. I don't think you can be a redneck AND a tranny. At least, not for very long.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  14. Great Drawing Matt, my favourite bit is his super scraggly attempt at a mus'tash!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  15. he doubly defeats the holy holer, not only does he use his halo for his ring games, he even uses the drill as a spike to throw the rings onto!

    opspraak | [ a ]

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