Barberbarian held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 28, 2008 to Thursday, October 30, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Forest Friends to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Barberchop Quartet.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

His whirling neck-blade can only be ducked under. If only Shrimp On A Barbie could bend at the knees.