Mr. & Ms. Chievous Whim held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, January 22, 2008 to Tuesday, January 22, 2008, heartily vanquishing Scout Boy to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Billy Goodsport.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Enemy of svelte and seductive figures. The only thing hot about Koko after a visit from this guy will be her cheeks. You know. From embarrassment. Give me a break... it's Christmas.