The Creationist held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 13, 2007 to Thursday, December 13, 2007, heartily vanquishing Vegedon to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Time-Traveling Chimp.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Jim Jones.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Taking out flies with astounding speed and agility. Venus' bait supply will dry up when The SWATTER is called in.