Mr. Groat

Mr. Groat

Breathes only oatmeal on his feline hunts.

Diagnosed at an early age to be allergic to oxygen, Groat turned to the only breakfast his lungs would accept.

Mr. Groat held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 06, 2007 to Friday, December 07, 2007, heartily vanquishing Micro Cat to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Goldilocks.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. This is the guy with the small intestine for a lung... you mentioned him once.

    iancorey | [ a ]

  2. Yuw... Gross!

    Well, I guess the OGM oat will defeat him!!!!

    Theplayer131 | [ a ]

  3. Wow, these are getting stranger and stranger...

    Phil | [ a ]

  4. sutter you are OUT THERE

    bandelin | [ a ]

  5. Is it just me, or does this one look just a little bit like Jason Santa Maria?

    David | [ a ]

  6. hmmm actually I'm not really getting this one??

    Jase | [ a ]

  7. Actually, I have to agree with Jase. Does 'Groat' have some significance?

    elliottcable | [ a ]

  8. Other heroes defeated by this guy:
    * The Catfish.
    * The Porridge Elemental.
    * Facekitten, stealer of babies' breath.

    L | [ a ]

  9. So...he has oats running through his veins?

    :shudder:

    burt | [ a ]

  10. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groats

    And at least we know this guy is getting his RDA of dietary fiber.

    Shem | [ a ]

  11. This guy is funny, but not up to the standard you've set for yourself.

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]

  12. You guys would make a fortune selling merchandise. I'd buy a shirt and a mug right now.

    EJ | [ a ]

  13. David: Haha. It does look like an elongated version of Stan
    (AKA Jason). Stan has more gigantic features though.

    sutter | [ a ]

  14. Mr. Groat needs to beware the Quaker Cholesterol cutter.

    M.M.  | [ a ]

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