File Cake

File Cake

Sneaks in the files — breaks out the felons.

With File Cake's baked-in iron formula, The Warden will soon have a lot less inmates to worry about.

File Cake held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 14, 2007 to Thursday, November 15, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Warden to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Shelly the Efficient Secretary.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I hope his socks don't get caught in the barb-wire fence! Oh NO!

    Trunk | [ a ]

  2. hm, i just don't get this one :-/ can anyone explain the connection to THE WARDEN....please!

    cisco | [ a ]

  3. Wardens run jails. There's an old movie/tv/books cliche about prisoners in a jail using a file hidden in a cake (baked by a friend outside of jail) to escape.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. It looks to me like File Cake's main weapon is a large black rubber cock. Good God, whoever could take on such a fiend??

    PS. this is a cracker of a site, great idea. :)

    Bigeyedeer | [ a ]

  5. Is it more than a coincidence that it and The Taste Burglar are on the same team?

    L | [ a ]

  6. Only one thing's going to defeat the file cake - elevenses! And I'll be front of the queue... Someone put the kettle on.

    Sean | [ a ]

  7. Totally. And no place has more delectable tea breaks than a Prison!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  8. Fewer! Fewer!

    M | [ a ]

  9. i love that fact that there is one arm- and the feet are Hilarious!
    Awesome Job Sutter- the drawing a l one cracks me up!

    niff | [ a ]

  10. It looks like a birthday Cake carrying to his home.Its a large one

    rafe | [ a ]

  11. It's not a cliche'! It's a trope!

    Xopher.tm | [ a ]

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The Superest Book

The Superest Book

We interrupt this battle to announce that The Superest book is now available for pre-order online, and in stores December 29th. Just in time for Christmas 2010! The book contains all-new heroes in an all-new battle. You've never seen any of it! Available for pre-order at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Borders. And probably more, but those are the ones we were told about.