The Superest Book

The Superest Book

Available in Stores or Online

The Bacon Shirt

The Bacon Shirt

Pretend You're Matt Sutter!

Current Champ Shirt

Current Champ Shirt

Boost Your Self Esteem!

Vanquished Hero Shirt

Vanquished Hero Shirt

Wear the Stink of Humiliating Defeat!

Vanquished By Shirt

Vanquished By Shirt

Be Stupid, not 'With Stupid'.

Our Store's Process

Clicking the "Buy Now" button will send you to a secure buying area on paypal.com. If you do not have a paypal account, you can also use a credit card. After a purchase, you will receive a confirmation email from paypal.

You will also receive a confirmation email from Matt or Kevin, regarding the address to ship the item, or any other questions you may have had during the purchase process.

Items will NOT be shipped until you reply to Matt or Kevin's confirmation email.

And Furthermore

The store currently does not support shopping cart functionality. If you want to order more than one of the same shirt, specify the different sizes you'd like under the Add Special Instructions To Seller link (on the paypal transaction page).

If you should place an order for an item that has recently run out, your money will be returned in full. And Sutter will cry.

If you have any questions, feel free to .