Kevin
02 | 25 | 2010
No craftsmen should be forced to watch their life's work destroyed by Hurk. Luckily, Carpenter Ant was eaten by doves startled off the chandelier that fell when the motorcycle crashed through the stained-glass window wreathed in flames.
Sutter
02 | 23 | 2010
You know how many ant-chairs you can make out of one mallet? Like, 6 at least!
Sutter
02 | 15 | 2010
( 8 ) Read
"Bark! Bark!" "What is it, girl? Bobby, Susie, Tommy, Billy, Timmy and Sally are stuck in a sweat shop sewing Jonas Brothers bracelets? Good girl, let's go!"
Kevin
02 | 12 | 2010
( 9 ) Read
The Seamstress just couldn't compete. Ninety-nine percent of all hero start-ups fail in their first week. Ninety-nine!
Kevin
02 | 04 | 2010
( 2 ) Read
Don't hate him too much. He's one of those goofy, lovable Nazis like you see on Hogan's Heroes.
Sutter
02 | 01 | 2010
( 3 ) Read
When he writes he straightens all his S's. Ever been to Millillippi?
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