Blinds eyes with tears.

First you cry from the fumes, then you cry from the despair. (Then you cry from the fumes again...)

Dragonion held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, January 12, 2010 to Thursday, January 14, 2010, heartily vanquishing Stare-oid to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Omnivore.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I actually cried from laughing. Great hero!

    John | [ a ]
  2. That type is gorgeous, Sutter!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Oh, the utter despair...such a terrible way to be defeated!

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]
  4. Oh the utter despair - a tear-rible way to get defeated!

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]
  5. Very cool illustration. Nice job, Sutter.

    herrimanjoe | [ a ]
  6. Go, lasso tool, go!

    sutter | [ a ]
  7. Bet he never has dates that go well, onion breath is killer.

    Carrie | [ a ]
  8. I'm not sure he has breath - he has no mouth!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  9. And all of a sudden, I want curry.

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  10. O my god, so terrifying, yet so ridiculous....I can't take it! XD

    aron  | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

Father Trismus

Father Trismus

Binds your jaws closed while you sleep. The Ex-con won't be burning through anything for at least 10-14 days.