The Abdominal Snowman: Aerobicizes away unsightly pounds. The snowman way!
The Ghost of Christmas Fat: Enemy of svelte and seductive figures.
Hot Koko: Warms up cold climates.
North Polar Bear: Catches reindeer with clever camouflage.
Acid Rain Deer: Burns away metal and flesh.
The Superest Book: We interrupt this battle to announce that The Superest book is now available for pre-order online, and in stores December 29th. Just in time for Christmas 2010! The book contains all-new heroes in an all-new battle. You've never seen any of it!
The Silent Knight: Suffers no caroling.
Wassailant: Her delightful caroling forces people to open their doors to their doom.
Christmas Eve: Puts little boys to bed early.