Sutter
09 | 28 | 2009
( 10 ) Read
Seriously though, this guy is the hardest thing to scrub clean since the invention of bread bowls.
Kevin
09 | 24 | 2009
( 11 ) Read
Poor Amphibiore. He's about be the amphibian equivalent of a raisin. Though I bet even he will taste better in a cookie. Take that, raisins.
Kevin
09 | 17 | 2009
( 7 ) Read
Step-dad will probably just be forced to dance in heated iron shoes, brought forth with tongs, until he dies. That seems to be a popular punishment among fairy-tale royalty.
Kevin
09 | 11 | 2009
( 5 ) Read
The only thing ergonomic about this guy is... well, nothing, I guess.
I tried to make a joke, but... uh...
Don't look at me!
Sutter
09 | 08 | 2009
( 8 ) Read
It is statistically proven that holes plugged with thumbs make a tighter and more permanent seal.
Kevin
09 | 03 | 2009
( 6 ) Read
A hero that brings relatives back to life? What a boon to society! And I'm sure he'll never be defeated and be around for ever and ever!
Sutter
09 | 01 | 2009
( 5 ) Read
Once Uncle Morty's inheritance check comes in, those Living Expenses will be paid in full. You may have to spend the night in a haunted house to get the money though.
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