A color portrait of this hero can be viewed on Bearskinrug.
Father Nature held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 20, 2009 to Monday, August 24, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Lid Lemur to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Artist Son.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Never remembers to turn off its many headlights. It's lights out for Alkalion when his battery is drained.