Guest: John Martz
06 | 30 | 2009
( 8 ) Read
Margo had four simultaneous heart-attacks when that Canadian family moved in. She won't survive this.
Kevin
06 | 25 | 2009
( 12 ) Read
She had Kip and Charlene Johnson forcibly beaten for putting up that fence exceeding 8 feet in height.
Sutter
06 | 22 | 2009
( 3 ) Read
He's only so crabby because people keep calling him a weed. It's very belittling.
Kevin
06 | 18 | 2009
( 4 ) Read
A lot of Puberteam's targets are going to lose their... uh... "signal beacons".
Sutter
06 | 16 | 2009
( 6 ) Read
The Boys will be a lot less popular with hits such as "Pop it, girl (my backne)" and "Baby, I stink after gym class, baby"
Kevin
06 | 11 | 2009
( 10 ) Read
Featuring "Fats", "Scent", "Dye", "Lye"... wait... aren't those the ingredients to soap?
Sutter
06 | 08 | 2009
( 5 ) Read
"OMG! I totes just fKen kilt this burier guy! He wuz all 'Help, I can't breathe! Wah wah wah!' an I wuz all 'Ew, uh, no! Guh-ross' an he was all 'ur sooper hawttt' and I was all 'Uh, du-uhhh, creep' LOLZ!!1!"
Kevin
06 | 04 | 2009
( 6 ) Read
He's eternally driven by the dying words of his mentor, which are conveniently buried in the backyard.
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