Pillow Fighter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, January 06, 2009 to Thursday, January 08, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Rooster to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Magnus Colosso, Ninth Wonder Of The World.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Breaks finely-crafted goods. No craftsmen should be forced to watch their life's work destroyed by Hurk. Luckily, Carpenter Ant was eaten by doves startled off the chandelier that fell when the motorcycle crashed through the stained-glass window wreathed in flames.