Lawn Moe

Lawn Moe

Mows down anything in his way.

There's no escaping his landscaping.

Lawn Moe held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 09, 2008 to Thursday, December 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing Upchuck to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Slumbering Giant.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. For what I can see it could potentially be AWESOME, but it's broken...

    Jason Evers | [ a ]

  2. what odd shaped bone to be in the head of a chipmunk. still... it's hilarious. great hero.

    kevin (not cornell) | [ a ]

  3. Wait, wait.

    That was Upchuck's cousin, Groundchuck.

    burt | [ a ]

  4. "I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."
    Looks like Lawn Moe finished the job that Carl started.

    Paul | [ a ]

  5. Matt, My favourite yet of your Heroes. The finishing touch is that PUTTA PUTTA PUTTA.
    Upchuck is Landscaping Roadkill!!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  6. Wow, this one gives me the willies. Nice work Sutter.

    Dear Brave Sarah | [ a ]

  7. I guess if you are born with a lawnmower instead of hands, your future is pretty much set. Even more so than if your parents name you "Jeeves" or "Bobo".

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  8. Pretty damn graphic, yet also pretty damn funny.

    steve | [ a ]

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