The Heart Worm

The Heart Worm

Man's best friends' worst enemy.

That'll teach Caulie Collie to make such a convincing costume.

The Heart Worm held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 21, 2008 to Wednesday, October 22, 2008, heartily vanquishing Caulie Collie to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Forest Friends.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. amazing.

    when is the superest desk calender coming out?

    kris | [ a ]

  2. Awesome stylings, Kevin

    sutter | [ a ]

  3. Should it have been Heart Wyrm since it has legs?

    Vair | [ a ]

  4. Ohhh snap @ VAIR's technicality.

    "Man's Best Friends' Worst Enemy" -
    Very, very nice.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. @Vair - true, Wyrm would have been better... but I don't think Worm is wrong, is it?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  6. Wyrms usually dont have legs or wings

    Alexander | [ a ]

  7. @ Kris: Hmm i suppose we'll have to wait till there are at least 365 heroes, so I suppose that'll be ready for 2010....

    Its a nice idea though, I'd buy one!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  8. this makes me happy.

    k.t. strasse | [ a ]

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