Barberchop Quartet: Harmonizing at frequencies deadly to barbers.
Barberbarian: Crudely removes hair.
The Forest Friends: Melt hearts with their adorability.
The Heart Worm: Man's best friends' worst enemy.
Caulie Collie: Gives wrestlers a nasty case of cauliflower ear with his teeth.
The Suppressor: Wrestles oversized appetites into submission.
The Competitive Eater: Consumes mass quantities of food in minimal time.
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: Destroys hourglass figures.
Hourglass of Hate: Sabotaging computer performance.