Austin Auction held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, September 25, 2008 to Thursday, September 25, 2008, heartily vanquishing Tongue Twisters to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stingy Sturgeon.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Has Xciting supply of illegal fireworks. No one can stay bored, or not get their tea-drinking pinky blown off, with Xplode around!