Diet Pilot

Diet Pilot

His tininess allows him to fly into open orifices and destroy the fat cells within.

Our Lady will be back to her slim self in no time with only a minor batch of internal bleeding.

Diet Pilot held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, September 12, 2008 to Monday, September 15, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lady Godiva to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Wee Kong.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Oh, so very wrong, yet oh so right.
    I'm liking conveniently included scale.

    theobold | [ a ]
  2. I think my favorite aspect is the painting on the plane's fuselage: more nipple! You thought you could escape it with today's hero: BUT NO!

    Heinyken | [ a ]
  3. I thought we might witness the first Deal-A-Meal or Sweatin’ to the Oldies inspired hero!
    Richard Simions hair has always scared me. Fear the fro!

    whalemap | [ a ]
  4. Does he destroy the fat with his triple machine gun? or simple slice them into oblivion with his propeller blades as he flies directly through them? Does his nose look like a faucet to anyone else?

    herrimanjoe | [ a ]
  5. Probably my favorite Sutter art yet.

    That font is used by every Greek restaurant ever, btw.

    Oh, and I think I am missing something, what does D 8 T mean?

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  6. Why, whyyyy did you have to use the word "orifices?"

    "Mouths" would have spared us from the gutter.

    burt | [ a ]
  7. LOL

    the plane looks petrified!

    manicmanc | [ a ]
  8. haa
    so funny

    dwiko | [ a ]

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